Once upon a time (long, long ago), there was a hungry little soul. That soul didn't have name, nor did it have anything to differentiate it from anything else. It was a sad soul, it didn't know what it was supposed to do nor what shape should it take: hence it continually changed form.
Suddenly, there was a big KABOOM and a cashew nut jumped from somewhere and stopped somewhere near poor little soul.
Soul was very annoyed by the fact that someone came to bully it's peace with such noice and didn't even bother to go away.
"Go away", soul told in all possible languages; humans and animals.
But no, nut didn't move at all, nor did it react.
Eventually soul got mad and moved closer the nut.
That moment... Soul realized, it was HUNGRY.
It ate the nut.
It wanted more.
It turned into...
SQUIRREL ["skvirra"]
Skvirra is 4 years old [you know those kids who roll on the floor of a mall and scream "MOMMY I WANT CASHEW NUTS!!!" - yes, just like that].
Instead of 'it' one usually refer's to skvirra as 'her' but do remember, skvirra isn't a male. Nor female. Skvirra is a squirrel.
Skvirra likes lazyassing [actually skvirra loves it, but don't tell anyone!].
Skvirra loves kawaii RO headgears [has no other reason to play RO except cute headgears... and lazyassing].
Skvirra is rusty at playing RO, but skvirra used to like playing HP [and thought that she's good at it too - RUFFLES].
Skvirra likes to be grammar nazi [but skvirra's english accent sucks, and also her english grammar sucks].
Skvirra obeys only her Master [and that's a maybe... Skvirra is rebel].
Skvirra likes nuts. Nutcases and cashew nuts.
